Did you just roll out of bed after a hellish night and you feel like a bag of shit?
Are you literally, right now at 7:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning, searching online for sober help?
Yes, you. Yes I can see you through the computer screen.
There’s a small bunch of us. We’re doing 100 days sober. Yes, days in a row.
Benefits include great sleep, return of self-esteem, elimination of hangovers. Lots of support. Save $400 to $1000 a month by not drinking. Limited quantities available.
And this week, the first 9 people who sign up will receive a fast-action bonus: SECRET HOMEWORK to help with the first few days.
[Anath writes: I love the [secret homework], I feel excited and motivated by it. Genius!]
[MG writes: YES – the [secret homework] is pure brilliance. The whole thing is amazing. Why didn’t I ever think about that? … I am quickly gaining resolve and determination as we speak. I was sad and depressed a few days ago, but I’m not any longer. I’m proud of myself.”] –yes, this is an actual email :)
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Are you the type to feel rebellious, and say “Why can’t I drink? Other people can drink. I feel so pissed off that I have to give up drinking. I should be ALLOWED…”
Is that you? (yeah, me too!)
Well, the pouting, the “why can’t I drink,” comes from focusing on not being ABLE to.
But when you flip it on its head, and you turn it into a decision, then you get to say:
“I don’t drink because it’s not good for me.
I don’t do cocaine either.
There’s a whole list of things I don’t ingest
just because other people do.
I do what’s best for me.
I also don’t drive without a seat belt
and I don’t walk in dog shit.
I am taking care of me.”
[Team 100 has 1720 people in it. You can join now — no matter what day of sobriety you’re on.]
What, you want more?
How about this:
Allie (day 38):This is the longest I’ve been sober in awhile … in the last 3 weeks, I managed a 2 week sober vacation, ran a 5K, avoided numerous drunk fights with fiancé, didn’t embarrass myself once, felt proud of myself, had hope and lots more stuff I can’t think of right now … I’m planning a trip for the end of October with all of my savings!
You can sign up for the 100 challenge here.